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Apr 20, 2014 / 2 notes

Back officially

Apr 12, 2014 / 1 note

ilickedawalruswithaspoon:

Regina George is my spirit animal

Apr 12, 2014 / 1 note

The three reasons I miss tumblr in order of missing:

  1. decemberists fandom
  2. hank green’s tumblr
  3. variousfableddictions (The Snicketeer)
  4. being able to drunk tumbl
edwardspoonhands:

My friend Melissa needed some cheering up yesterday.

laughed until I coughed
coughed until I puked
worth it
Apr 12, 2014 / 1,850 notes

edwardspoonhands:

My friend Melissa needed some cheering up yesterday.

laughed until I coughed

coughed until I puked

worth it

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day
Apr 12, 2014 / 393,252 notes

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

(via thehaleyshow)

But when he had sung his song and withdrawn into a snug corner of the room he began to taste the joy of his loneliness. The mirth, which in the beginning of the evening had seemed to him false and trivial, was like a soothing air to him, passing gaily by his senses, hiding from other eyes the feverish agitation of his blood while through the circling of the dancers and amid the music and laughter her glance travelled to his corner, flattering, taunting, searching, exciting his heart.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, James Joyce (via watchingcbeams)

(via joyceansreadjoyce)

Apr 12, 2014 / 7 notes
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Apr 7, 2014 / 5 notes

does anybody have any trophies I could break?

Mar 18, 2014 / 3 notes

taking tumblr hiatus for the next 4 and a half weeks or so. See you all on the other side!

glassesastray:
Mar 18, 2014 / 2,288 notes
Mar 18, 2014 / 2 notes

thegirlwiththelisbethtattoo:

stillmonkeys:

I just found an old note on my phone in which I turned Decemberists songs into protest lyrics

Tell me why you lied and what it is you do to keep your eyes so shiny #DecemberistsProtests #anticorruption

I will bleed your heart through a samovar soon #DecemberistsProtests #impeach

She’s a salty little pisser with your cock in her kisser but no she’s a will of her own #DecemberistsProtests #ProChoice

I like how I’m tagged in this. 
Your questionable Decemberists content is 500% better than mine I just stick flower crowns on Colin.

I needed someone who would understand before I deleted it from my phone forever !!

Mar 18, 2014

thegirlwiththelisbethtattoo said: Isn’t that essentially every famous dead person quote? (not to rain on your idea btw)

yeah I guess I was thinking contemporary. like a lot of the famous famous quotes were published by them or when they were alive or whatever but there are always back-catalogue rejected interviews that only surface after a death and those can be the most interesting.

Mar 18, 2014 / 2 notes

I just found an old note on my phone in which I turned Decemberists songs into protest lyrics

Tell me why you lied and what it is you do to keep your eyes so shiny #DecemberistsProtests #anticorruption

I will bleed your heart through a samovar soon #DecemberistsProtests #impeach

She’s a salty little pisser with your cock in her kisser but now she’s a will of her own #DecemberistsProtests #ProChoice

Mar 18, 2014 / 2 notes

new tumblr account idea: quotes from famous people that only got shown to the public because that famous person died and people were cashing in on it.

how other people regard you does not have enough calories in it to keep you from blowing your brains out
David Foster Wallace on self-worth, in an interview in Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
Mar 18, 2014 / 5 notes