Friend: I wonder how Fox News is spinning Trump as their Republican nominee
Me: Probably trying not to quote Trump directly
Friend who works in the Fox News building: Yeah that’s basically right.
Okay, but when is Matt Berninger going to be on Drunk History as a storyteller tho? I had a dream last night where this happened, and I need this so much.
A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins