Dense Distractions

Jun 3, 2021 / 24 notes

It’s pride month and I’m still asexual as fuck 💜🤍🖤

#asexuality #asexual #lgbtqa

Dec 5, 2019 / 1 note

when the Bruins lose we all win 🙃

#GoHawks #Blackhawks #Toews #nhl

Oct 12, 2019 / 3 notes

ma boys f**k. 2019 Blues forever.

this will never get old

#st. louis blues #stanley cup champions

Aug 5, 2016 / 6 notes

drunk. be back later.

Aug 5, 2016 / 600 notes

donaldmaroney:

Season 2, Episode 14

His whole fucking campaign

#30 Rock

Aug 5, 2016 / 218 notes

donaldmaroney:

Season 5, Episode 7

Jul 28, 2016 / 10,685 notes

Friend: I wonder how Fox News is spinning Trump as their Republican nominee Me: Probably trying not to quote Trump directly Friend who works in the Fox News building: Yeah that’s basically right.

Jul 21, 2016

Jul 17, 2016 / 117,739 notes

sixthrock:

Pokestops in big cities: famous monuments, important historical sites, popular tourist attractions, unique cultural icons, homes of famous people, etc
Pokestops in small towns:

(via runningwithsnicket-blog)

#actually it's pretty much like that in big cities too #random graffiti mural gets at least 3 pokeballs #I live above a one room church in the basement of a brownstone I get shit all day long

Jul 17, 2016 / 447,184 notes

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Jul 11, 2016 / 4 notes

radio-freedunmovin:

Okay, but when is Matt Berninger going to be on Drunk History as a storyteller tho? I had a dream last night where this happened, and I need this so much.

Jul 11, 2016 / 151,731 notes

(via byland-bysea-bydirigible)

#I blacklisted pg but I can't be mad when a good pun slips through

Jul 11, 2016 / 142,924 notes

alrightanakin:

A cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up and whoever makes the most amazing thing without getting yelled at wins

(via wecanthavethat)